I recently had a conversation with a fellow blogger who shall remain anonymous unless he chooses to identify himself, wherein we were trading stories about having a shy bladder. One of the crappiest things about being in the military or working for the government is the constant requirement to take a pee test. This isn’t the sort of thing in the civilian sector where they hand you a cup and you retreat to a private restroom to fill it up.
In the military, they have an actual observer who must visually observe the urine transfer from your wiener (or vagina) into the cup. This is evidence people, and if you’ve been smoking dope or injecting yourself with heroin, they want the observer to be able to testify in a court that they can verify it was your pee that went in the cup.
Okay, so if you have to do this sort of thing several times a year, you’d think that you’d just get used to it and be able to whip it out, fill the cup and move along. Not me. I’m a man in my mid-fifties, and no matter how many times I have to perform this service for my country, my dick seems to not only put the clamp down on urine delivery, but worse, I shrivel up like a prune.
I’ve often imagined that if I was a well endowed guy, I’d gladly stroll into the collection point, penis hanging out for all to see, ready to take on any and all observers. But alas, I am already starting from the “average” dick size and when I have to pee in front of a crowd or at a bar where they don’t have those dividers, or heaven forbid, the trough still found in some Texas places, my dick goes tiny.
The strange thing is, if you’ve read this blog, you know I have no issue at all with showing my dick to others. But the reality is, when I do that, I am not shriveled up. I don’t even have to be semi-erect or fully hard. That weirdness isn’t present, even in front of more endowed guys. I have no problem with being the guy with the smaller dick in front of other people. Just don’t make me pee.
So it just so happens that this fellow blogger I was talking with is into the Hotwife/cuckold scene as I am. While we had a good laugh agonizing over our less than huge dicks, it occurred to me that most of the men I’ve encountered who were into the cuckold fetish, one of the turn ons was the idea of, or more importantly, the visual of their wife taking a much more well endowed lover.
There is an entire genre of the cuckold world focused on the Big Black Cock (BBC). I frankly find it slightly racist, but that’s not the point. The point is the first B in BBC. Big, for Big Cock. How many cuckolds want their wife to hook up with a guy who happens to be hung like a third grader?
If you read any Hotwife or cuckold sort of erotica, the male writer almost always makes reference to the larger size of the other male or even goes into great detail about how the “bull” (a term I hate) stretched his wife’s pussy or how she was in such pain from it all. Some dipshits write about how he was so large that the cuckold’s minuscule penis could no longer even touch the walls. These cuckolds obviously never fucked a woman after she had a kid or two, so they do not realize that the vagina is able to accommodate large things and go back to normal.
At any rate, the question remains. Do men with smaller cocks have more of a propensity to be turned on by sharing their wives with more endowed men? Do gay men who get off on being cuckolded have a similar relationship in penis size?
I’m eager to read your comments and thoughts on this. E-mail works.